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April 09 2018

novelconcepts:

I don’t want to live any longer in this world of “the customer is always right.” This is a world that shows the aggressive, the bull-headed, the cruel that they have full license to behave like beasts to get what they want. Half the time, they’re even rewarded for it; “here, ma'am, so sorry for the trouble, please accept this gift card–no charge.”

I want to live in a world that punishes these childish adults as you punish a toddler throwing a tantrum. No candy for you, Jimmy; you’re going home to bed if you can’t mind yourself in public.

Throw a hissy fit because your cashier isn’t moving as fast as you’d like? Find yourself gently escorted from the store until you can show some basic compassion and patience.

Hurl a pen across the table at your signing agent? You’ve just forfeited your right to refinance your mortgage this week. Try again when your temper is managed.

Scream obscenities at the Taco Bell rep because you know it’ll earn you a free soft shell? Here’s your money back; please feel free to play again when you’ve realized fast food is not worth more than the price of human dignity.

I am so sick of accepting–and, in truth, rewarding–these callous behavior patterns in customer service industries. The fact is, the customer is not always right. The customer is often just testing to see what he can get away with. Stop pandering to spoiled children, and show your employees they have more value than their red polo, or how much abuse they can withstand in a 40-hour week.

We are here to provide a service and to make a living.

We are not your punching bags.

April 08 2018

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therareandferociousswamprabbit:

“Amy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writers’ room, waiting for the Wednesday night read-through to start. […] Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can’t remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and oud and “unladylike”, 
Jimmy Fallon […] turned to her and in a faux-squeamish voice said, “Stop that! It’s not cute! I don’t like it.”
Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him. “I don’t fucking care if you like it.” Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit.
With that exchange, a cosmic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasn’t there to be cute. She wasn’t there to play wives and girlfriends in the boys’ scenes. She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you like it.”

- Tina Fey, Bossypants

This one never gets old.

thepalmettofoxes:

Andrew: I hear you like bad boys.

Neil: Yeah.

Andrew to Aaron: Tell him.

Aaron: He’s just literally the worst.

April 03 2018

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meliescribbles:

It’s not book Canon but I’m 98% sure it’s Cardan head canon

Both characters from The Cruel Prince by Holly Black. I kinda picture the the book like gothic midsummer night’s dreams as imagined by David Bowie? Anyway! Here it is, I’m too lazy to polish it more than that

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/26032825-the-cruel-prince?ac=1&from_search=true

April 02 2018

rosewater1997:

wish i were alive in 2000 BCE so i could have devoted my life to the moon goddess and die at the old age of 28

April 01 2018

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clqrkkent:

esmé squalor, a fashion icon

March 28 2018

burgrs:

Sun in FUCK!!!!!! moon in PISS!!!! SHIT rising

March 26 2018

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March 23 2018

rob-anybody:

thecommunityoftrustworthysinks:

in infinity war i need thor to have no idea who peter is but he doesn’t ask, he just sees him using his tech and talking about designing something and interacting with tony, and at some point during the movie thor says to tony, “you should be proud of your son”

and tony’s like, “my what now”

”your son. peter?”

”…he’s not- you thought he was my sON?”

and thor gets like awkwardly defensive and goes “well…you know he has the…the electronics…”

#and if like three other people think so too  #and tony goes RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU THOUGHT HE WAS MY SON  #and he’s hyperventilating a little  #and like at least two people who should know better raise their hands  #and rhodey’s one of them  #shrugs I THOUGHT YOU WERE KEEPING THIS ON THE DL  #and then tony realizes peter ALSO raised his hand (via @ifeelbetterer)

March 22 2018

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icandrawthings:

I seem to have a thing for embracing couples haha. Here’s another version of that dance scene this time with more style to it. The first version was when i was still getting used to procreate as a software, but I seem to be adjusting to a certain method with my sketches now :) I might open this style to commissioning when testing is over.

This BOOK OMG. I’m STILL not over it. I freaking loved the dancing scene and cardan badass fucking goth/emo/punk outfit. I mean, why don’t people dress like that anymore?
Follow me on instagram!
https://www.instagram.com/icandrawthingz/

March 20 2018

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icandrawthings:

Sorry I’ve been so inactive lately here’s s Cardan And Jude!
I can’t seem to make cardan look young enough, his face is constantly shifting in my mind ugh

Also follow me on Instagram!!!
https://www.instagram.com/icandrawthingz/

March 13 2018

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introvertunites:

If you’re an introvert, follow us @introvertunites

February 28 2018

mousathe14:

brainstatic:

An aspect of gun control that other countries practice that doesn’t come up in America a lot is ammunition control. In Japan, if you’re one of the privileged few allowed to own a gun (and only shotguns and rifles are legal), you have to return all your spent cartridges if you want to buy any more. In Israel, after you’ve purchased the one gun you’re allowed to own, you’re given a box of 50 bullets, and that’s it. You can’t buy any ammunition anywhere, that’s your lifetime supply, although a shooting range will provide you with more, but only for use at that range. Even in countries with more relaxed gun control laws, like Switzerland and Serbia, buying ammunition requires all the same paperwork as buying a gun (mental health records, criminal records, etc) and you can only buy ammo for the gun you own. Gun control advocates in the US should consider placing an emphasis on ammunition control in addition to everything else.

God that actually makes a lot of sense

February 27 2018

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mausratt:

“This body comes with many inconveniences. But inconveniences don’t make me miserable! There is no reason for you to pity me! My life was put back together with alchemy by my brother. If I deny myself, that would mean I’m denying my brother, along with alchemy. I believe in the potential that alchemy holds. I want to believe in it! 

 -Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy’s first law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world’s one and only truth.“ 

February 26 2018

phil-the-stone:

phil-the-stone:

actually ive decided that infinity war just needs to be 2.5 hours of peter parker trying his best to address various adult superheroes as politely as possible and struggling a lot. attempts range from “your majesty mr panther sir” (accepted with only a small twitch of the lips & shuri giggling a lot) to “starlord”, which earns him 2 hours of riotous mockery from a talking raccoon

February 25 2018

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wr3hart:

Erik has the power of anime on his side.

FROM THIS TWEET.

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viviena:

In my humble opinion this is how it should have ended! T’Challa is too kind and too good of a man to be a great king but it just means that he should have a ruthless but loyal Left hand by his side. 

February 23 2018

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losassen:

Black Panther was so GOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!

The Black Panther characters and their Hogwarts houses.

saucefactory:

Gryffindor: Okoye, Ayo, Nakia

Ravenclaw: Shuri, Ramonda

Hufflepuff: T’Challa, M’BAKU

Slytherin: Erik, W’Kabi, Zuri

February 22 2018

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